Meme #2!

Another meme! Cool. I feel like philfree just offered me a smoke. "Hey, dude. You wanna play hacky sack with us?"

6 quirks:

1) I am so arrogant that I don't think I have any quirks.

(The remaining opinions come from my wife. She showed very little hesitation.)

2) I talk in my sleep and, apparently, chew pretend food. This delivers people sleeping near me to locations close to insanity.

3) I enjoy, and expect, people to cry tears of joy...and then wonder why they didn't.

4) I sing heavy metal songs as lullabies to my children.

5) I can play both "Mr. Sensitive" and "Joe Cool" without skipping a beat. (Hey! Like Fonzi!!)

6) I'm a mechanic who hates to fix things. Then she called me: "The elf who does not want to make toys."

That felt a little strange.